By AMANDA LEE MYERS, Associated Press Writer Fri Dec 8, 4:15 PM ET
TEMPE, Ariz. (AP) – The Heart Attack Grill — a theme restaurant whose specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries, cooked in pure lard — is making health-care professionals’ blood pressure rise, and not because of the menu..
It is because of the waitresses’ naughty nurse uniforms……
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I dunno, personally, I’m most interested in being pushed out to my car in a wheelchair after finishing my meal. This “service” is offered to their “best patients”. These “patients” are those who order and finish off a Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger.To me the triple bypass burger looks obscenely big,. The Quadruple is simply unthinkable. I’m not sure if I’d be up to the challenge of the Triple, let alone the Quadruiple..
So I guess I’ll have to forgo the wheelchair and just get a double bypass.
Fortunately that will be easy. The Heart Attack Grill’s one and only Location is just under 19 miles from me. I’ll have to check it out soon. It had somehow escaped my newshound mom’s radar as well as mine (till now that is).