Top Ten Questions for the FEMA Director Application

From the Home Office, In Wahoo, Nebraska* it’s the…
Top Ten* Questions For The FEMA Director Application

10. "Are you able to convey a false sense of security?"

9. "What percentage of your resume is fabricated?"

8. "In a crisis, which state or local officials would you blame?"

7. "What are your plans after you resign?"

6. "Do you mind if the last guy left the office smelling like Arabian horses?"

5. "Which is most serious: A disaster, a catastrophe, or a dis-astrophe?"

4. "Does Robert Blake dating again count as an emergency?"

3. "Can the president easily add ‘-ie’ to your last name to form a nickname?"

2. "Can you screw up bad enough to take the heat off the president’s mistakes?"

1. "Michael Brown…Idiot or moron?"

*From The Late Show with David Letterman (original air date 16 September 2005). ©MMV, CBS Broadcasting Inc. & Worldwide Pants, Inc. Used without Permission (OH NO! I’m gonna get sued)

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